Matt (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} griffxx) wrote,@ 2006-08-01 08:07:00 |
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Fess up. Who drinks this?
I disembarked from the shuttle with a couple of my minions this morning and went into the corner store because they needed to acquire foodstuffs.
While they waited in line I had a moment to browse the beverage fridge. I was hoping to see Sugar-Free Full Throttle, but instead I saw *this*.
This is the definition of Clamato from Wiki : Clamato is a trademark of the Mott's company which denotes a beverage made primarily of reconstituted tomato juice concentrate and reconstituted dried clam broth, with a dash of high fructose corn syrup, and USDA Red 40 to maintain a natural tomato color.
Who needs coffee when you can drink souped up reconstituted dried clam broth?!
Let me tell ya - I do. You can keep your tomato, clam, ginseng and guarana mix.
I disembarked from the shuttle with a couple of my minions this morning and went into the corner store because they needed to acquire foodstuffs.
While they waited in line I had a moment to browse the beverage fridge. I was hoping to see Sugar-Free Full Throttle, but instead I saw *this*.
This is the definition of Clamato from Wiki : Clamato is a trademark of the Mott's company which denotes a beverage made primarily of reconstituted tomato juice concentrate and reconstituted dried clam broth, with a dash of high fructose corn syrup, and USDA Red 40 to maintain a natural tomato color.
Who needs coffee when you can drink souped up reconstituted dried clam broth?!
Let me tell ya - I do. You can keep your tomato, clam, ginseng and guarana mix.
