Matt ([info]griffxx) wrote,
@ 2006-05-31 16:40:00
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I don't really think as myself as having the highest value of any human who has ever lived, but I am confident enough in my personal worth to say the following:

To the lady in the silver Honda Civic from this morning : My life is worth more than a pastry. I don't care how delicious it is. So, how about you put the frickin thing down and pay attention to driving instead of missing me by inches while I cross in the crosswalk when the signal tells me to.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I am going to go get a danish myself. I mean, they are yummy.



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Was it cheese or apple?
[info]talkingpotato
2006-05-31 11:50 pm UTC (link)
If it was a cheese danish...she is a cruel and beguiling temptress, asking those to focus on her and only her. They should ban driving with danishes.

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