Matt ([info]griffxx) wrote,
@ 2006-05-31 16:40:00
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I don't really think as myself as having the highest value of any human who has ever lived, but I am confident enough in my personal worth to say the following:

To the lady in the silver Honda Civic from this morning : My life is worth more than a pastry. I don't care how delicious it is. So, how about you put the frickin thing down and pay attention to driving instead of missing me by inches while I cross in the crosswalk when the signal tells me to.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I am going to go get a danish myself. I mean, they are yummy.

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[info]prikaza
2006-05-31 11:46 pm UTC (link)
i think you mean an islamic pastry, hmmmm?

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[info]___wonder_
2006-06-01 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Don't you mean Roses of the Prophet Muhammed?

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Was it cheese or apple?
[info]talkingpotato
2006-05-31 11:50 pm UTC (link)
If it was a cheese danish...she is a cruel and beguiling temptress, asking those to focus on her and only her. They should ban driving with danishes.

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[info]___wonder_
2006-06-01 04:32 pm UTC (link)
See, this is why they need boy scouts who have been completely beefed up on steroids to stand at every single crosswalk and guard you as you cross the street. Then they could just smash on the hoods of any cars that were disrespecting pedestrians.

I almost got creamed by some teenage girl and her friend who were determined to make a right hand turn while their light was red and I had the right of way. They weren't going to stop at all, until I stepped off the sidewalk right in front of their car and they slammed the brakes. Robert grabbed my arm and pulled me back. The this girl had the nerve to glare at me. Gah.

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