Matt's Journal

Somebody has a case of the Mondays.
I walk in this morning and everyone is standing near one of the large windows facing the street at the far end of the room. I see a red police light blinking.

I ask 'What's going on?', I assume somneone got busted for speeding.

One of them responds 'Dead body.'

I blink. They say 'It's in that car right there, not out on the ground or anything.'

I walk over. They say 'See his foot right there? Man, a foot is not supposed to bend like *that*.'

So yeah. Not really the most positive note to start the week.

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